For some weird reason, I have always wanted to get evacuated off a Disney ride. Not just any ride, but a cool one, like Splash Mountain or The Great Movie Ride (RIP). An attraction where I could see Audio-Animatronics up close, without having to pay money for a backstage tour. Preferably, this attraction would have stairs, and I’d get stuck at the very top.
Luckily, all my dreams came true this past weekend at Epcot, when I got evacuated off Spaceship Earth (the ride inside the big golf ball).